Meet Alyssa, the latest person to make waves on the internet:
I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon pic.twitter.com/00ypwNBEf8— Lyss🤷🏽♀️ (@alyssanikaye11) August 7, 2019
She took a simple, albeit roughly phrased, request and turned it into the perfect trolling opportunity. Hopefully, she’s happy with all the attention she’ll be attracting after this.
Alyssa took it upon herself to stop her ex in his tracks the minute he decided to slide into her DMs. She had posted a picture of herself wearing his shirt, so when he reached out to her to ask for it back, she trolled him…
…but it turns out she had her reasons to be:
Women are the epitome of petty sometimes 😂— Shooter McGavin (@mikeaul18) August 8, 2019
Just in case you were wondering. He already has his shirt back. He’s just to dumb to realize i gave it back MONTHS ago.— Lyss🤷🏽♀️ (@alyssanikaye11) August 8, 2019
The pic that was posted, was that of a #throwback.
Naturally, Twitter has split down the middle regarding the incident and whether or not it happened, as well as how gullible the ex may be or not.
Why did he fall for this 😂— maddie hinton (@maddie_lynee) August 8, 2019
Probably cause the convo is fake— me (@Badrundoesntrun) August 8, 2019
I think her ex is a blonde— Nazek Diazada 📸 (@NazekDiazada) August 9, 2019
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex.— Definitely not Jakob (@JakobBro_) August 8, 2019
We are here for all the drama.
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Hope does one date someone this dumb? I wouldn't make it 2 weeks.— TYPICAL T0M BTW (@typical_t0m) August 9, 2019
You real life dated someone this kind of slow ? pic.twitter.com/w7OMwqzUhH— Swervho Again (@SentinelSwervho) August 9, 2019
Still, there are others who were enjoying the ex’s frustrations.
Lol— शल्य चिकित्सक👷🚑🚑 (@dramitshalini) August 10, 2019
By the end of your conversation
Shirt became shit 😂😂😂
Anyone noticed that
Him with every reply pic.twitter.com/vjneUzQrQb— PharmaDaddy (@Dr_Ezekwesili) August 8, 2019
He was probably typing "learn more" like pic.twitter.com/GPUgQyMMcx— jordy♡ (@JorNesbit) August 9, 2019
Ahhh he just want his “shit” back😂— Zyyyy🍗 (@AdhaZy) August 9, 2019
Thank you, Alyssa, you’ve given us something to laugh about today.